I manage images, not insecurities.
The Game Quotes
Are you mad because he’s cheating? Is he cheatin on you? Is he abusive? BLINK! I can get you to a safe house!
Check the mini-bar. The champagne is missing, we’re in trouble. It’s a stripper’s energy drink.
Joan you’re not negotiating for sane people. They repo’d my car while I was getting a bikini wax!
Ok all rookies listen up! Here are the rules to assigned seating: you sit in the seat to which you are ASSIGNED.
Well this is the first game of the REAL season. So get your REAL ass in your REAL seat!
You do know I’m not going to med school ONLINE right?
Lord you blessed us each with exciting new journeys. Please don’t let those journeys get in the way of our journey together. And it’s not that my journey is any more important. Its just that her journey goes right by the dry cleaners!
You don’t feel your sperm count dropping?
Forget it I’m just gon’ sit down the whole night… In fact I have to. My pants just split!
And speaking of keeping things in your pocket here’s your mama talkin. That one right there? Looking to meet a car note. That one’s got 2 child support cases pending right now. And don’t you even think about her cause she look like her syphilis got the syphilis!
Are you an out of town girlfriend or an in town girlfriend?
I’m the girlfriend who has her name on the lease!