You fucked him didn’t you? And you weren’t even gonna tell me. You ain’t slick! You can’t keep that kinda shit from me! I can’t believe you fucked him on the first date! Hoe!
D you better put your name on that boy that’s better than Michael Jordan comeback man.
‘Red Love’ was a little bit of an awkward one to write. It’s a really close song to my heart. The song wasn’t about debating whether or not to take your relationship further. It’s about how you took it as far as you wanted to — and you kind of regretted it after.
Where you been all weekend, what’s up? You jeepin’ behind my back?
Girl I turn that thang into a rainforest. Rain on my head, call that brainstormin’.
I can’t even describe it. It.. cause.. it was like… It was like his dick just… talked to me. Mmm.
Jeepin’?! No! But speaking of vehicular sex, perhaps you can explain how this cheap K-Mart hair extension got into the back seat of your car?!
Celibacy for the whole year? I’d rather die.
Don’t have sex. Cause you will get pregnant and die. Don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up, just don’t do it, promise? Ok everybody take some rubbers.
I put her on my plate then I do the dishes
Be my guitar hero, play me like Lenny. Strummin me legendary, play me like Jimmy. Teach me a new song, boy I know plenty. Play me like a rock star, strummin on my guitar. Oooh it’s getting intense. Make me hear doves cry, play me like Prince. And now you playin me, so I guess I gotta sing. Get down get down guitar hero, yeah.
Art and sex! Lead the way.
Summer is kind of like the ultimate one-night stand: hot as hell, totally thrilling, and gone before you know it.
Do you know what would look good on you? ME!
Sex is evil, evil is sin, sins are forgiven, so let’s begin!
I taught your boyfriend that little thing you like.
When’s the last time you had sex with a puppy?
Ok what is with the blockage?! Just jump his bones already! Ok it’s easy! Boy likes girl. Girl likes boy. SEX!!
I guess I could just seduce her the old fashioned way or I could just… eat her.
I’m a drug using delinquent. Girl-in-bed doesn’t really rank, sorry!