Oh my God it’s her dream come true: diving into a big pile of girls.
Well, if you speak to him and he decides to rethink the divorce then, yes, fetch away. You’re very fetching. So… go fetch.
By all means, move at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.
Oh yeah. A little Crisco and some fishing line and we’re in business. (on whether the dress he’s holding will fit Andrea)
Only when the first assistant hasn’t decided to become an incubus of viral plague. (on why Andrea has to attend the benefit with Emily)
I love my job. I love my job. I love my job.
Does anybody else have anything I can possibly use? Anti-bacterial wipes perhaps?
Florals. For Spring? Groundbreaking.
And this layout for the Winter Wonderland spread.. Not wonderful yet.
One copy. What are my twins going to do with that, share?
Did you fall down and smack your little head on the pavement?
You went up stairs!? Oh my God why didn’t you just climb into bed with her and ask for a bed time story?!
She explained every detail of her decision making. And then we brushed each other’s hair and gabbed about American Idol.
And that’s my problem becaaause? Oh! Wait! No! It’s NOT my problem!
Oh. Ok, I see you think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select, I don’t know, that lumpy blue sweater for instance because you’re trying to tell the world that you take yourself to seriously to care about what you put on your back but what you don’t know is that sweater is not just blue, it’s not turquoise, it’s not lapis, it’s actually cerulean. You’re also blithely unaware of the fact that in 2002, Oscar de la Renta did a collection of cerulean gowns. And then I think it was Yves Saint Laurent, wasn’t it, who showed cerulean military jackets?.. I think we need a jacket here… And then cerulean quickly showed up in the collections of eight different designers. And then it, uh, filtered down through the department stores and then trickled on down into some tragic Casual Corner where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that blue represents millions of dollars and countless jobs and it’s sort of comical how you think that you’ve made a choice that exempts you from the fashion industry when, in fact, you’re wearing a sweater that was selected for you by the people in this room… from a pile of stuff.
Why is no one reeeaadddyyyy?
That’s really what this multi-billion dollar industry is all about anyway isn’t it? INNER beauty.
Oh never mind, I’m sure you have plenty more poly-blend where that came from.
Corn chowder.. That’s an interesting choice. You do know that cellulite is one of the main ingredients in corn chowder?
Oh I’m sorry do you have some prior commitment? Some hideous skirt convention you have to go to?