You the shooter aint you? Then shoot me got dammit, immortalize my shit! How’s my light, hold on…. Is this good for me right here, this light? Is this alright? Hold up here… I can’t have you making me look bad, you know? Although you would have to shoot like my moms to make me look bad and she got cataracts.
This is so unexpected I uh, I didn’t even have a speech prepared! Uh, but I would like to say this. Tardiness is not something you can do all on your own. Many many people contributed to my tardiness. Uh I’d like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school. The LA city bus driver for taking a chance on an unknown kid. And uh, last but not least, the wonderful crew at McDonalds for spending hours making those egg McMuffins without which I might never be tardy.
Mom, if I wanna talk boys I’ll call dad. At least he’s successfully dating one.
And then when we get back to New York, we need to contact, um… Leslie to see what she can do to minimize the press… on all this. Another divorce… splashed across Page Six. I can just imagine what they’re gonna write about me. ‘The Dragon Lady, Career-Obsessed. Snow Queen Drives Away Another Mr. Priestly’. Rupert Murdoch should cut me a check for all the papers I sell for him. Anyway, I don’t… I don’t really care what anybody writes about me. But my… my girls, I just… It’s just so unfair to the girls. It’s just… another disappointment, another letdown, another father… figure… gone. Anyway, the point is… the point is… the point is we really need to figure out where to place Donatella because she’s barely speaking to anyone.
A mother holds her children’s hands for awhile, but their hearts forever.
Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs… since the payment is pure love.
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
A mother is a person who can take the place of all others, but whose place no one else can take.
A mother’s love is instinctual, unconditional, and forever.
Motherhood has a very humanizing effect. Everything gets reduced to essentials.
When a woman is twenty, a child deforms her. When she is thirty, he preserves her. & when forty, he makes her young again.
A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.
Moms are guardian angels to us while they are on this earth. And when they go to heaven, they have that much more power to watch over us.
Any woman can give birth but it takes a special one to be a mother.
Save the drama for your mama!
I’m not the girl your mother warned you about. Her imagination couldn’t have been this good!
For months after mom and dad died I felt like crap. Like nothing-really-even-mattered crap. Now all of a sudden I get these moments and things started to feel just a little bit better and Vicki was in every single one of them. So you may not see it but trust me keeping me away from her is not for the best.
And speaking of keeping things in your pocket here’s your mama talkin. That one right there? Looking to meet a car note. That one’s got 2 child support cases pending right now. And don’t you even think about her cause she look like her syphilis got the syphilis!
I reminisce on the stress I caused, it was hell. Huggin on my mama from my jail cell.
And even as a crack fiend mama, you always was a black queen mama.