Oh don’t be ridiculous Andrea, everybody wants this. Everybody wants to be us.
Face it, Andy! You sold your soul the day you put on that first pair of Jimmy Choos, I swore it and do you know what really just kills me about this whole thing is the clothes that you’re gonna get. I mean, you don’t deserve them! You eat carbs for Chrissake. Carbs! It’s so unfair!
Shoes make me happy. I’m superficial. Whatever.
The most important thing to remember is that you can wear all the greatest clothes and all the greatest shoes, but you’ve got to have a good spirit on the inside. That’s what’s really going to make you look like you’re ready to rock the world.
I depend on Givenchy the same way that American women depend on their psychiatrists.
People were created to be loved and things were created to be used. The reason the world is chaos is because things are being loved and people are being used.
I love to shop after a bad breakup. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. Sometimes I see a REALLY great outfit and I’ll break up with someone on purpose.
We tend to forget that happiness doesn’t come as a result of getting something we don’t have, but rather of recognizing and appreciating what we do have.
Wanna control me? Buy me things!
You say ‘high maintenence’ like it’s a bad thing!
I want to be like Barbie, that bitch has everything!
Stay fresh from my top to my tennis shoes. New coupe, no top, big tennis shoes.
Tire so skinny, like I’m sittin’ on nothin. Leather so soft, like I’m sittin’ on muffins.
I have more jewels than your jeweler.
I got ice, ridiculous price. Your camera has never seen a picture this nice.
Black card in my pocket, ridin’ round in that Gotti.
Got a red bone she look tropic, if she fuck me right then she shoppin’.
Got a big house wit a back yard. Fish tank wit sharks in it. Real nigga, I’m authentic I fuck a bitch til she short winded.