Regina George is not sweet she’s a scum sucking road whore, she ruined my life!
Jeepin’?! No! But speaking of vehicular sex, perhaps you can explain how this cheap K-Mart hair extension got into the back seat of your car?!
Make sure you check out her mom’s boob job. They’re hard as rocks!
God this woman is screaming for a makeover! I’m her only hope!
I manage images, not insecurities.
Oh my God it’s her dream come true: diving into a big pile of girls.
What I want the world to know about Nicki Minaj is when Nicki Minaj spit, Nicki Minaj wrote it.
Cher she is to’ up! Our stock would plummet!
Please don’t take this personal, but you ain’t shit and you weren’t special til I made you so. You better act like you know.
Well, if you speak to him and he decides to rethink the divorce then, yes, fetch away. You’re very fetching. So… go fetch.
By all means, move at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.
Face it, Andy! You sold your soul the day you put on that first pair of Jimmy Choos, I swore it and do you know what really just kills me about this whole thing is the clothes that you’re gonna get. I mean, you don’t deserve them! You eat carbs for Chrissake. Carbs! It’s so unfair!
Oh yeah. A little Crisco and some fishing line and we’re in business. (on whether the dress he’s holding will fit Andrea)
Only when the first assistant hasn’t decided to become an incubus of viral plague. (on why Andrea has to attend the benefit with Emily)
Does anybody else have anything I can possibly use? Anti-bacterial wipes perhaps?
Florals. For Spring? Groundbreaking.
And this layout for the Winter Wonderland spread.. Not wonderful yet.
Did you fall down and smack your little head on the pavement?
Andrea, you don’t understand. If you get fired that might jeopardize Paris for me and if that happens I will search every Blimpie’s in the tri-state area until I track you down.
Darling, shall we? We have to get to the beauty department and God knows how long that’s going to take.