If Facebook ruins relationships, then guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk and spoons make you fat. Don’t blame the means that a person uses for how the PERSON chooses to use it. Take responsibility for YOURSELF.
Bitchbook, Slutbook, they need to call it Fuckbook. Profile pic is hot, but in person you look Yuckbook. Hellbook, Tellbook, bitches can’t Spellbook. Hate behind your back, but in person wish you Wellbook. Glitchbook, Snitchbook, Fake Family Listbook. I understand subliminals, you’re trying to steal my Manbook. Rudebook, Feudbook, tell your every Movebook. Don’t ever need TV cause the drama is here: FACEBOOK!
Welcome to Facebook: the place where relationships are perfect, liars believe their own bullshit and the world pretends they are living a great life; where your enemies are the ones that visit your profile the most, your friends and family block you and even though you write what you are really thinking, there is always someone that takes it the wrong way.
You don’t have to like me! I’m not a Facebook status.
Facebook’s delete and block buttons: the modern way of saying ‘Go fuck yourself!’
I want to make a Facebook account and my name will be ‘Nobody’. That way when I see the stupid crap people post, I can Like it and it will say Nobody Likes This.
Facebook should change it from ‘Friends’ to ‘People I’ve barely made eye contact with’.
Facebook is like jail: you have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys that you don’t even know!
You know you’re addicted to Facebook when you log off, shut down your computer, get in bed, roll over, and log back in from your phone one last time before going to sleep.
Facebook during the week of final exams means your head is in the wrong book!
Facebook: you’ll never have to buy gas to get there!
I’m waiting to see the first Intervention episode for Facebook addicts.
Dear Facebook, can we get a Dislike button already?!
Thanks to Facebook, I now know how everyone’s bathroom looks.
If they combined YouTube, Twitter and Facebook into one website, it would be called You Twit Face!
Facebook: helping you spy on people one click at a time.
The Poke feature is cool and all but when is Facebook going to come out with a PUNCH feature?
Facebook should stop asking “What’s on your mind?” and start asking “WTF is your problem?!”
The only way the world is going to end in 2012 is if Facebook is taken off the internet!
Why do people always post their business on Facebook then have the audacity to get mad when everyone is discussing it?