When night falls you’ll be my type of shadow.
Happiness is like a butterfly: the more you chase it, the more it will elude you but if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on your shoulder.
Girl I turn that thang into a rainforest. Rain on my head, call that brainstormin’.
The blunt still wet, so pass it like Brett.
I put her on my plate then I do the dishes
A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half cracked.
Here’s my take on love: be you. I’ll love around you. You’re the gift, I’m just wrapping paper that hugs you and takes shape.
I talk slicker than a pimp from Augusta who just had his linen suit dry-cleaned.
I hate callin women bitches but the bitches love it.
Summer is kind of like the ultimate one-night stand: hot as hell, totally thrilling, and gone before you know it.
Love is like driving a car at night: you never see further than your headlights, but you make the whole trip anyway.
Always listen to your heart. It’s on the left, but it’s always right.
Love is like an earthquake: unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are.
Jealousy is a mind sickening disease… Get well soon bitch!
Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life.
If Facebook ruins relationships, then guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk and spoons make you fat. Don’t blame the means that a person uses for how the PERSON chooses to use it. Take responsibility for YOURSELF.
Facebook is like jail: you have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys that you don’t even know!
For every girl with a broken heart, there’s always gonna be a guy with a glue gun.
Why did I break up with him? Well it’s like once I sat down and looked at the situation.. all the pieces lying on the floor, it just wasn’t a puzzle anymore. None of the pieces fit together. And even if I tried really hard, the pieces.. well they were two different puzzles. That’s why I did it, he needs to understand that.