Irregardless!! Ex boyfriends are just off limits to friends I mean that’s just like the rules of feminism!
Mr. Popular, why are you alone now? Mr. Popular, where are all your hoes now?
Guys are like stars there are millions of them but only one will make your dreams come true.
Mom, if I wanna talk boys I’ll call dad. At least he’s successfully dating one.
I was really afraid of them. Like seriously they really freaked me out. Like tall guys I just, idk, they always looked really awkward. & then even when like Khloe met Lamar like when I first met him I’m like don’t stand up it really scares me like he’s so tall! & so I’m like the biggest hypocrite now cause now I feel so tiny, & small & so protected. It’s like the best feeling in the world to be with a really tall guy. You feel like so safe all the time.. & skinny & tiny.
I really hope you’re not one of those guys who now that we’re together tries to change everything about me.
Be my guitar hero, play me like Lenny. Strummin me legendary, play me like Jimmy. Teach me a new song, boy I know plenty. Play me like a rock star, strummin on my guitar. Oooh it’s getting intense. Make me hear doves cry, play me like Prince. And now you playin me, so I guess I gotta sing. Get down get down guitar hero, yeah.
Ugh Andy. Be serious. You are not trying. You are whining. What is it that you want me to say to you, huh? Do you want me to say, ‘Poor you, Miranda’s picking on you. Poor you, poor Andy’? Hmm? Wake up, six! She’s just doing her job. Don’t you know that you are working at the place that published some of the greatest artists of this century? Halston, Lagerfield, de la Renta? And what they did, what they created was greater than art. Because you live your life in it. Well not you, obviously, but some people. You think this is just a magazine? Hmm? This is not just a magazine? This is a shining beacon of hope for.. oh, I don’t know.. let’s say a young boy growing up in Rhode Island with 6 brothers pretending to go to soccer practice when he was really going to sewing class and reading Runway under the covers at night with a flashlight. You have no idea how many legends have walked these halls and what’s worse, you don’t care. Cause this place where so many people would die to work, you only deign to work. And you want to know why she doesn’t kiss you on the forehead and give you a gold star on your homework at the end of the day. Wake up, sweetheart.
I love women’s fashion, but women don’t need me as much as men do. It’s the men who have nothing to wear.
In every girl’s life there’s a boy she’ll never forget and a summer where it all began.
Belly tops, flip flops
Lemonade in the shade
Blue skies, hot guys
Late nights, water fights
Ice cream, sweet dreams
Bathing suits, shooting hoops
Party time, schools out
Sleeping in, sneaking out
Wait for the person who will do anything to be your everything.
A guy out there was meant to be the love of your life, your best friend, your soul mate. The one you can tell your dreams to. He’ll brush the hair out of your eyes. Send you flowers when you least expect it. He’ll stare at you during the movies, even though he paid 8 dollars to see it. He’ll call to say goodnight or just because he is missing you. He’ll look in your eyes and tell you, you’re the most beautiful girl in the world, and for the first time in your life, you’ll believe it.
How do you know when he really loves you? It’s when you scream and he calms you, when you slap him and he kisses you, when you cry and he hugs you, and when you tell him you hate him, he tells you he loves you.
A true man does not need to romance a different girl every night. A true man romances the same girl for the rest of her life.
Guys say that I’m hot. Girls say that I’m not and I realize they wish they had what I got.
For every girl with a broken heart, there’s always gonna be a guy with a glue gun.
She completely fell for him, but he didn’t even stumble.
Dear heart, today I met a boy. Prepare to shatter.
My best friend got a boyfriend and now I’m second best. But I realized that if she put a boy before me, we were never really best friends.