I’m still one of the only MCs out here that’s spittin metaphors and making you think and I really don’t even care if I get my credit or if I don’t. I don’t look at myself as a female rapper cause I know what I do.
They say I’m the shit… well apparently!
Hey there Mr. President, I could be your Marilyn.
Oh don’t be ridiculous Andrea, everybody wants this. Everybody wants to be us.
Truth is, there is no one that can do what I do. Including her.
And then when we get back to New York, we need to contact, um… Leslie to see what she can do to minimize the press… on all this. Another divorce… splashed across Page Six. I can just imagine what they’re gonna write about me. ‘The Dragon Lady, Career-Obsessed. Snow Queen Drives Away Another Mr. Priestly’. Rupert Murdoch should cut me a check for all the papers I sell for him. Anyway, I don’t… I don’t really care what anybody writes about me. But my… my girls, I just… It’s just so unfair to the girls. It’s just… another disappointment, another letdown, another father… figure… gone. Anyway, the point is… the point is… the point is we really need to figure out where to place Donatella because she’s barely speaking to anyone.
She explained every detail of her decision making. And then we brushed each other’s hair and gabbed about American Idol.
You’ll take what I give you and you’ll like it.
Ugh Andy. Be serious. You are not trying. You are whining. What is it that you want me to say to you, huh? Do you want me to say, ‘Poor you, Miranda’s picking on you. Poor you, poor Andy’? Hmm? Wake up, six! She’s just doing her job. Don’t you know that you are working at the place that published some of the greatest artists of this century? Halston, Lagerfield, de la Renta? And what they did, what they created was greater than art. Because you live your life in it. Well not you, obviously, but some people. You think this is just a magazine? Hmm? This is not just a magazine? This is a shining beacon of hope for.. oh, I don’t know.. let’s say a young boy growing up in Rhode Island with 6 brothers pretending to go to soccer practice when he was really going to sewing class and reading Runway under the covers at night with a flashlight. You have no idea how many legends have walked these halls and what’s worse, you don’t care. Cause this place where so many people would die to work, you only deign to work. And you want to know why she doesn’t kiss you on the forehead and give you a gold star on your homework at the end of the day. Wake up, sweetheart.
Do you know why I hired you? I always hire the same girl. Stylish, slender, of course… worships the magazine. But so often they turn out to be.. I don’t know, disappointing and um… stupid. So, YOU with that impressive résumé and the big speech about your so-called work ethic, I um, I thought you would be different. I said to myself, go ahead. Take a chance. Hire the.. smart, fat girl. I had hope. My God. I live on it. Anyway, you ended up disappointing me more than, um.. more than any of the other silly girls.
Please.. It’s just, I don’t know, drizzling! Someone must be getting out. Call Donatella, get her jet. Call everybody else that we know that has a jet – Irv? – Call every.. this is your responsibil.. this is your job! GET ME HOME!
Dad I swear, this is my break.. this is my chance.. this is.. my boss.
You never ask Miranda anything!
Well clearly I’m going to have to do that myself because the last two you sent me were completely inadequate so.. send her in. That’s all.
I am not a word, I am not a line, I am not a girl that can ever be defined.
Always dress like you’re going to see your worst enemy.
I don’t know who invented high heels but all women owe him a lot.
Turn your dreams into wishes, your wishes into goals, your goals into reality and your dreams will come true.
Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins.
I want to be like Barbie, that bitch has everything!