Well he, she, or it is about to get 2 rounds to the face!
Sorority Row Quotes
Nooo don’t go out there.. What? I tried to warn her.
If you wanted to see perfect tits, all you had to do was ask.
Oh yeah? Well maybe I’m fucking the wrong guy!
I’m really starting to think he’s not marriage material!
Show a little skin, you’re in!
Come on we’ll both do Ellie! You’re always saying we need to do more stuff together!
When I pick up a book the first thing I do is read the last page.
FYI, waxing isn’t just for floors anymore!
If we don’t go to the party we might as well magic marker ‘GUILTY’ across our foreheads!
It’s Mick! I would know those ugly ass shoes anywhere!
I don’t have time for “Catch Me, Rape Me!”
Sometimes when you’re sarcastic like that, it makes you sound like a bitch.. and nobody likes a bitch.
Seriously Claire?! Grow a pair!
I’m gonna go take a shower… that’s not an invitation!
Friend me on Facebook, I’ll totally confirm!
Reputation comes from the company you keep. And the company YOU keep? Bitches!