Daddy’s a litigator. Those are the scariest kinds of lawyers. Even Lucy, our maid is terrified of him. And daddy’s so good he gets $500 an hour to fight with people but he fights with me for free ’cause I’m his daughter.
Where you been all weekend, what’s up? You jeepin’ behind my back?
Jeepin’?! No! But speaking of vehicular sex, perhaps you can explain how this cheap K-Mart hair extension got into the back seat of your car?!
God this woman is screaming for a makeover! I’m her only hope!
This is so unexpected I uh, I didn’t even have a speech prepared! Uh, but I would like to say this. Tardiness is not something you can do all on your own. Many many people contributed to my tardiness. Uh I’d like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school. The LA city bus driver for taking a chance on an unknown kid. And uh, last but not least, the wonderful crew at McDonalds for spending hours making those egg McMuffins without which I might never be tardy.
Cher she is to’ up! Our stock would plummet!
Dionne and I were both named after great singers of the past who now do infomercials.
So ok you’re probably going ‘Is this like a Noxema commercial or what?!’ But seriously, I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl.
Dionne and her boyfriend Murray are in this dramatic relationship. I think they’ve seen that Ike and Tina Turner movie just too many times.