Will Ferrell Quotes

#ff Follow me to read hilarious things I write. I follow back. Just kidding, I would never follow you. - Will Ferrell
They need to make bigger Capri Suns. I’m not 7 years old anymore. - Will Ferrell
I had a wet dream about you last night…. I dreamed you got hit by a bus & pissed myself laughing. - Will Ferrell
“Fucking” is one of those fucking words you can fucking put anyfuckingwhere in a sentence and it still makes fucking sense. - Will Ferrell
Dear life, When I said “can my day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question not a challenge. - Will Ferrell
I never let my kids watch big band performances on TV. Too much sax and violins. - Will Ferrell
I love how in scary movies, the person yells out, “Hello?” As if the bad guy is gonna be like “Yeah I’m in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?” - Will Ferrell
God damn it I just lost a follower. Whoever u are I hope u choke on a bag of dicks. - Will Ferrell
The awkward moment when Chris Brown lifts his hand to scratch his head and everybody flinches. - Will Ferrell
I changed all my passwords to ‘incorrect’. So my computer just tells me when I forget. - Will Ferrell