Funny Quotes

Nah nah I can’t mess wit yall parties. Man yall don’t serve no food. Carrots! I need some food that had parents man, you know what I mean? I need some cow up in there, you know what I’m sayin? Some ribs.. something! - Love Jones [ Darius Lovehall ]
You the shooter aint you? Then shoot me got dammit, immortalize my shit! How’s my light, hold on…. Is this good for me right here, this light? Is this alright? Hold up here… I can’t have you making me look bad, you know? Although you would have to shoot like my moms to make me look bad and she got cataracts. - Love Jones [ Hollywood ]
Man please, rarely do I divulge the location to the secret batcave. You lucky ain knock yo ass out wit some spray! - Love Jones [ Darius Lovehall ]
Daddy’s a litigator. Those are the scariest kinds of lawyers. Even Lucy, our maid is terrified of him. And daddy’s so good he gets $500 an hour to fight with people but he fights with me for free ’cause I’m his daughter. - Clueless [ Cher ]
Irregardless!! Ex boyfriends are just off limits to friends I mean that’s just like the rules of feminism! - Mean Girls [ Gretchen Wieners ]
One tequila. Two tequila. Three tequila. Floor. - Unknown
Friends are like wedgies: they’re intimately close, they know your inner self and it feels great when you pick out a good one. - Unknown
Regina George is not sweet she’s a scum sucking road whore, she ruined my life! - Mean Girls [ Janis Ian ]
Stop whipping the shit. You don’t like the smell of shit, stop whipping it. - Zoe Saldana
Make sure you check out her mom’s boob job. They’re hard as rocks! - Mean Girls [ Gretchen Wieners ]