Fake People Quotes

The one and only, you can’t clone me, got a lot of haters and a lot of homies… some friends and some phony. - Mike Jones
Bitchbook, Slutbook, they need to call it Fuckbook. Profile pic is hot, but in person you look Yuckbook. Hellbook, Tellbook, bitches can’t Spellbook. Hate behind your back, but in person wish you Wellbook. Glitchbook, Snitchbook, Fake Family Listbook. I understand subliminals, you’re trying to steal my Manbook. Rudebook, Feudbook, tell your every Movebook. Don’t ever need TV cause the drama is here: FACEBOOK! - Unknown
Welcome to Facebook: the place where relationships are perfect, liars believe their own bullshit and the world pretends they are living a great life; where your enemies are the ones that visit your profile the most, your friends and family block you and even though you write what you are really thinking, there is always someone that takes it the wrong way. - Unknown
Best friends are like diamonds, precious and rare. Fake friends are like leaves, found everywhere. - Unknown
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be. - Kurt Vonnegut
To the ones who chose to stab me in the back: stay fake. You always were. - Unknown