Facebook is like a refrigerator. Even though you know nothing new is there, you still wander in to check every 10 minutes.
*singing* You’re so vain! I bet you think this status is about you, don’t you, don’t you?
Facebook is proof that the world is terminally bored.
Just think: we have imaginary farms, cities, and animals. It’s ok to poke people and write on walls. Facebook is a mental hospital and we’re all patients!
Posting my thoughts for the day: …… I’m done.
Why is it that there is only an Unlike button
you Like a post?
You know you’re broke when: 1. Even the Dollar Store is too expensive. 2. You literally don’t have two-cents to rub together. 3. Your idea of a vacation is playing Farmville on Facebook.
Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook?
In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off of your Facebook. That’ll teach ’em to fuck with you!
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, who the hell are you?
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