Facebook Quotes

Facebook is like a refrigerator. Even though you know nothing new is there, you still wander in to check every 10 minutes. - Unknown
*singing* You’re so vain! I bet you think this status is about you, don’t you, don’t you? - Unknown
Facebook is proof that the world is terminally bored. - Unknown
Just think: we have imaginary farms, cities, and animals. It’s ok to poke people and write on walls. Facebook is a mental hospital and we’re all patients! - Unknown
Posting my thoughts for the day: …… I’m done. - Unknown
Why is it that there is only an Unlike button after you Like a post? - Unknown
You know you’re broke when: 1. Even the Dollar Store is too expensive. 2. You literally don’t have two-cents to rub together. 3. Your idea of a vacation is playing Farmville on Facebook. - Unknown
Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook? - Unknown
In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off of your Facebook. That’ll teach ’em to fuck with you! - Unknown
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, who the hell are you? - Unknown