Facebook Quotes

If Facebook ruins relationships, then guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk and spoons make you fat. Don’t blame the means that a person uses for how the PERSON chooses to use it. Take responsibility for YOURSELF. - Unknown
Bitchbook, Slutbook, they need to call it Fuckbook. Profile pic is hot, but in person you look Yuckbook. Hellbook, Tellbook, bitches can’t Spellbook. Hate behind your back, but in person wish you Wellbook. Glitchbook, Snitchbook, Fake Family Listbook. I understand subliminals, you’re trying to steal my Manbook. Rudebook, Feudbook, tell your every Movebook. Don’t ever need TV cause the drama is here: FACEBOOK! - Unknown
Welcome to Facebook: the place where relationships are perfect, liars believe their own bullshit and the world pretends they are living a great life; where your enemies are the ones that visit your profile the most, your friends and family block you and even though you write what you are really thinking, there is always someone that takes it the wrong way. - Unknown
You don’t have to like me! I’m not a Facebook status. - Unknown
Facebook’s delete and block buttons: the modern way of saying ‘Go fuck yourself!’ - Unknown
I want to make a Facebook account and my name will be ‘Nobody’. That way when I see the stupid crap people post, I can Like it and it will say Nobody Likes This. - Unknown
Facebook should change it from ‘Friends’ to ‘People I’ve barely made eye contact with’. - Unknown
Facebook is like jail: you have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys that you don’t even know! - Unknown
You know you’re addicted to Facebook when you log off, shut down your computer, get in bed, roll over, and log back in from your phone one last time before going to sleep. - Unknown
Facebook during the week of final exams means your head is in the wrong book! - Unknown