Drinking Quotes

One tequila. Two tequila. Three tequila. Floor. - Unknown
Check the mini-bar. The champagne is missing, we’re in trouble. It’s a stripper’s energy drink. - The Game [ Kelly Pitts ]
I can tell that you been cryin’ all night, drinkin’ all summer, prayin’ for your happiness, hope that you recover. - Drake
If Facebook ruins relationships, then guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk and spoons make you fat. Don’t blame the means that a person uses for how the PERSON chooses to use it. Take responsibility for YOURSELF. - Unknown
I’m not some drunk sorority chick, you can’t ROOFIE me. - The Vampire Diaries [ Damon Salvatore ]
I am going to drink until someone is hot enough to make out with. - The Vampire Diaries [ Caroline Forbes ]
Last year I was hung over until Thanksgiving. - The Vampire Diaries [ Bonnie Bennett ]
Ciroc and Sprite on a private flight, bitch I been tight since Guiding Light. - Lil Wayne
Don’t go to a sex store tipsy. - Rihanna
I can drink eight beers and feel fine the next day. I usually drink dark beer because I hate hangovers, and I can’t drink and work in the same schedule. - Katy Perry